"Getting excited won't help Jon, Hudson."
"Yeah, whatever man! You said El Diablo couldn't come back!"
"Okay, so maybe I was off a little in my calculations. Clearly Mephisto did come back and now he has Jon."
"Oh man, oh man, oh man!!"
I swear, Hudson is as big a whiner as Cyclops. "Get a hold of yourself!"
"But what are we going to do??"
"We are going to mount a rescue, of course."
"To where? Hell???"
"Yes. My X-Men and I just rescued Wolverine's clone/daughter/sister from there not too long ago. It's really not such a big deal."
"Are you freakin' kidding me?? Hell??"
"Snap to soldier! We have a man missing and we are going to rescue him!"
"But my commander isn't going to send troops to hell. You're X-Men are who knows where. You and I can't do this alone!"
"We won't be alone. We still have the contestants who are left from Last Gladiator Standing 2. Kriss, Henchman and Bennet."
"Bennet?? That guy's just some kind of dude in a suit! What the hell can he do??"
"Well . . he is very devious and manipulative. He might just do alright against Mephisto."
"I don't man, this plan sounds pretty weak."
"Yes well, just be sure you bring a lot of bullets."