Recently, my arch-nemesis challenged
me to . . wait, that's not right. Not my arch-nemesis. Bitter rival? No. . .
colleague? No. Shadowy quasi-government operative? Yes. Mr. Bennet
. Creepy, four-eyed, hidden agenda agent man himself. He challenged
me to some poetry thing or other involving my recent Google search terms. Well,
I don't write poetry and, as a mutant rights activists, I don't patronize fascist organizations. Also, as I noticed Bennet hasn't posted anything
himself in three years, I was going to ignore him. However I realized there is
something I want to say and really, there's no harm in putting into loose verse.Strip Mall
As a renowned diversity
I've traveled all around the US.
Everywhere I go, this what I
Walmart and McDonalds.
Everything is the same everywhere.
sells the same things,
McDonalds sells the same food.
America is now just
one big strip mall.
It doesn't matter where you are,
The only interesting people left are the Amish,
Which is rather
As they are famous for being plain