Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Okay, fine. So what? I can walk. There, I said it. Big deal. What a scandal! A man who once could not walk now can. Who cares if I still use a wheelchair from time to time? I find it comforting. Plus it has a drink holder, which is very convenient. And my surface to air missiles. Those can come in handy, let me tell you.

And just maybe it engenders sympathy from the pretty young ladies that I meet from time to time. Is that such a crime? Wouldn't it be a lot worse if I used my telepathic powers to control their minds and make them do whatever I wanted? Isn't, therefore, it so much better that I occasionally use my wheelchair? And if it's so much better, how can it be wrong?

Sigh.

The press didn't buy that argument. I'm on the cover of NewsTime this week with the label "Faker" plastered all over my face. Fortunately I have come up with solution. One that should make Wolverine very happy.

I am starting another Amazing Mutant Race! This is sure to distract those vermin in the media from their constant howling about this overblown non-story. The linkis here for any one interested in competing - http://amazingmutantrace4.blogspot.com/ Just leave me a message if you'd like an invitation.

I wonder if they would believe I had a miracle cure. Perhaps I should give Jimmy Swaggert a call.

6 Comments:

Blogger Big Joe Fixit said...

I couldn't get into the race this year maybe next time

1:53 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Maybe it's psychosematic?

7:01 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

I'm sure the public will believe the old 'miracle cure' scam.

3:06 PM  
Blogger handmaiden said...

"WHAT THE F?"
You mean you're not really disabled?!
I did all of THAT & you could of.?..done?

5:08 AM  
Anonymous 玉の輿度チェッカー said...

玉の輿度チェッカーで簡単にお金持ちの相手をGET出来ますよ!!その理由は登録者を厳選して最低年収を1000万以上の稼ぎが無い方には、御遠慮うようにしているからです。これでアナタもこの不景気に、簡単に玉の輿に乗れちゃいますよ

2:18 AM  
Anonymous 神待ち said...

さくらを徹底的に排除するサイト独自のシステムを導入!シロートだけの神待ちサイトが誕生しました。アナタ好みの娘を選び衣食住を与えれば、後はアナタ専用の奴隷の出来上がりです

1:02 AM  

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