Becca raised a good point. Can you give a wedgie to a girl wearing a thong? Maggie has been wearing that mesh bikini lately that leaves very little to the imagination. Still, an Atomic Psi-Wedgie is going to be noticed no matter how skimpy the undies.
I was about to give it a try, for experimentational purposes, you understand, when my office door opened.
"What's up, Chuck?" I heard. But it wasn't Wolverine. It was his clone "daughter", Laura Kinney, the so-called X-23. The shell casing doesn't fall far from the rifle, as they say.
"Hello Laura. Who's your friend?"
"This is Fade," she replied.
The young man stepped forward and waved. "Actually, Professor, me name be Angus. Tis an honor to make yur acquaintance."
"Glad to have you here, young man. How are you feeling?"
"Jus' a wee bit under the weather, thank ye. Your man Hank didna' waste a moment healin' me up."
"Glad to hear it. Hank is quiet the capable physician. Please know that you are welcome here at the school for as long as you like. I'd be honored if you stop by my ethics class this afternoon. I hope you enjoy the rest of your tour."
"Thank ye, Professor. Maybe I'll take ye up on that."
As they left,, I turned back to my plans. Who shall I Psi-Wedgie next?