I can't tell you how wonderful it was to wake up in my own soft and comfy bed this morning. True, I did have a ringing headache, but some aspirin soon took care of that. I dressed in my own suit, had breakfast in the teacher's dining area with some of my X-Men and then taught a mutant ethics class to the incoming freshman. On the whole, it was fantastic.

As I sat in my study, thinking over all the chaos of the last couple of months, I couldn't help but think wistfully about Magdalena. Was she right? Was our relationship only built on lust?

And so what if it was? Have you seen those outfits she wears? She has an incredible body. I wish she was here right now. I'd like to celebrate with her. A couple of times.

Oh well, perhaps it's for the best. My first duties are to my students, the X-Men and the cause of peace between mutants and humans. Anything else must come second. That was something that really bugged my first wife. In fact, she wouldn't shut up about it.

Just as well then that I'm back on the market.