Thursday, October 26, 2006

As I hung there, pinned against the wall by a bezerk homocidal Kodiak, I found myself thinking of my ex-wife, Moira MacTaggert. I realize there has been some confusion as to whether we were actually married or not, given all the various retellings of the X-Men story over the years, but I can assure you, inconsistant fictionalized accounts aside, Moira and I were in fact married for three glorious months and four years of shear hell.

Our courtship was wonderful. Full of romance and youthful passion. We shared a dream of human and mutant unity. We also achieved it in the form of our own relationship. Moira is merely a human, you see.

I don't mean "mere" in any kind of condescending way. She always thought I did. She was also constantly whining that I never listend to her or valued her. Even on those rare occasions when she wasn't saying it, she was thinking it and of course I, as a telepath, could always hear her.

Why did she pop into my mind now, as I was facing death? Because when I think of her, I'm not afraid in the least little bit of death.


Blogger Darth Nepharia said...

Well, then, since you are not afraid, and not should be able to effortlessly remove yourself from this situation, eh? ;D

10:42 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

She's a real looker she is. Full, pouty lips, ample.... uh, smile. Great big swinging, er, hair.... ahh, I have to go.

11:50 PM  
Blogger KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

tell u what give me her phone digits and we can forget bout da whole thing!!!!!!!!! :)

12:18 AM  
Blogger Trunks said...

Yowza! Hw;d you get a girl like that? oh yeah wait, telepathy :D

2:36 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Now I resent that. You don't think a swinging fun loving guy like me can get a pretty lady? Rarely, realy I say, have I resorted to using telepathy to influence a woman's fancy. Only in the most dire of need would I even think of such a thing.

5:59 AM  
Blogger L>T said...

Professor, I remember once you asked if i would be there for you, if you needed me.
Now, it's my turn, if I needed you would you be there for me?

7:36 AM  
Blogger Justice said...

did you use telepathy on my mom?

7:39 AM  
Anonymous SQT said...

I am not sure it's ever a good idea for a man to know what his wife is thinking.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Wow! Hubba hubba! Scwhing! beedeebeedee beedeebeedee beedee! Arwoooooooooooooo! *slaps head with shoe*

4:35 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Telepathy is responsible for 30% of all divorces worldwide.

It's true. Look it up.

12:21 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

What a cruel thing, making you think she's that awful Liz Hurley!

1:48 PM  

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