Storm returned from the Savage Land with Wolverine today and I must say, the change in him is dramatic. I'm not quite sure what the Scarlet Witch did to him, but it is a miracle.
Upon landing the X-Jet under the retractable basketball court, Storm came directly to my office.
"Professor, I got Wolverine out of Magneto's lair without a moment to spare."
"Why do you say that, Ororo?"
"When I arrived, I found Wolverine giving the Blob a foot massage! With oil and everything!"
"You're kidding?!"
"It was as gross as it sounds. And then when Logan saw me, he broke into a broad smile and ran over to say high. As he ran, Toad used his disgusting tongue to paste a "kick me" sign on his back. And then each evil mutant he passed kicked him! And Wolverine didn't do anything!"
"Didn't do anything? I don't believe it," I answered.
"All he did was say inane things like, "That's pretty funny guys," or "good one." He's, I don't know, become a total nerd. Wolverine is a wuss!"
The change is just incredible. Wolverine's personality has been altered 180 degrees. I'm not quite sure how Wanda did it, but I am definitely in her debt.
Upon landing the X-Jet under the retractable basketball court, Storm came directly to my office.
"Professor, I got Wolverine out of Magneto's lair without a moment to spare."
"Why do you say that, Ororo?"
"When I arrived, I found Wolverine giving the Blob a foot massage! With oil and everything!"
"You're kidding?!"
"It was as gross as it sounds. And then when Logan saw me, he broke into a broad smile and ran over to say high. As he ran, Toad used his disgusting tongue to paste a "kick me" sign on his back. And then each evil mutant he passed kicked him! And Wolverine didn't do anything!"
"Didn't do anything? I don't believe it," I answered.
"All he did was say inane things like, "That's pretty funny guys," or "good one." He's, I don't know, become a total nerd. Wolverine is a wuss!"
The change is just incredible. Wolverine's personality has been altered 180 degrees. I'm not quite sure how Wanda did it, but I am definitely in her debt.
posted by Professor Xavier at 8:16 PM
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My God. Wolverine has changed. Although I am quite disturbed by the whole massaging Blob thing, I suppose its better than his usual persona. At least now that he's so tame, I can request a massage instead of pretending to be Jean so Scott will give me one.
And I was too upset to take my revenge on Warren. So I did what I usually do; took it out on Remy. Unfortunately, turning him into a vegetable didn't quite work, Charles. I accidently made him more flamboyant than he usually is. He requested that I tell you he wants a feather boa for Christmas. My appologies, Charles.
Somehow I'm not suprised at all. Maybe I'll see if the Scarlet Witch can take a crack at Gambit, too.
Seriuosly?
Seriously? *
*sniff* Does this mean me and Wolvie won't be roomies and stay up late eating cheetos now?
Don't worry, Deadpool dear. Perhaps you can find a new room mate who is willing to stay up and eat Cheetos with you. Perhaps.
Actually Deadpool, things have become desperate with Wolverine and I'd like to ask for your help in making a man out of him. I'm sending him to your place to be your roommate for a few days. He's a total wuss now and I'm hoping you can toughen him up a bit. All he wants to do now is watch Oprah and talk about his feelings. Please let me know how it goes.
Sure thing Prof. X. When I'm done with him he'll eat lightning and crap thunder!
That would certainly be something to see!
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