Friday, September 16, 2005

Captain America refused to take my phone call. I had hoped I'd be able to convince him to reconsider about taking Wolverine into the New Avengers. I really thought it would be a good fit. I could just see him posing with Wolverine and some others, perhaps for a painting or a magazine cover or something.

Ah well. Back to plan B. Or maybe I'm up to plan G by now. I've just got to get rid of Logan.

The Scarlet Witch has generously voluntered to use her hex powers to alter his personality. Wanda is still up in the Savage Land with her father, Magneto. I've told Wolverine that he forgot his underwear up there and the Blob is planning to sell it on E-bay. Wolverine freaked! He got Storm to transport him back up tothe Antarctic in the X-Jet so he should be parachuting over Magneto's Brotherhood of Mutants base later this evening.

Good luck Wanda! Let me know what happens.


Anonymous Scarlet Witch said...

Oh God I hate that picture.....
Anyway, are you comftorable with me using my hex power or would you rather me spell cast? With the spell casting though I would need to switch his traits(not memories) with someone else. We would have to keep Wolverine here a little longer while you find a suitable subject and you would have to make sure him and that person would never come in contact with eachother. On the other hand there are my hex powers with the tinsy-insy-est possibility that someting could go horribly wrong and he could come back worse. I cant really do anythhing untill you decide(other than buy more doritos).

7:08 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to ruin another person's life to be free of Wolverine, unless it's really necessary. If you have any of spare mutants up at the Brotherhood base, then go ahead. Otherwise, this kind of desperate situation would certainly justify the risk of your unpredictable hex powers. Just let me know what happens.

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Scarlet Witch said...

Well, we do have someone here, they're not a mutant, but that doesn't really matter.Yes, actually I think they'll do just fine. Get ready for a totally new cleaner,kinder,smarter and more helpful Wolverine

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Deadpool said...

Ah-ha! I do too know where you are Witchie babe, in the savage land!

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Nightcrawler said...

Mein Professor, zis Scarlet Witch, she iz tending to get naked, yes? Does she know about ze sex? I vould be villing to teach her.

1:57 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Wanda, I am certainly looking forward to hearing how your spell works out on Wolverine. Please let me know.

And Nightcrawler, I was planning to use my mental powers to have you released from the local jail but it looks like you haven't learned your lesson yet. Kitty still wants to press charges against you. Perv.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Scarlet Witch said...

Well, it's been a long night, but I've done it. It's a totally new Wolverine. It may take a little while before the effects take place permanently but he is deffinatley better than before. He is ready for pick up whenever your ready.Oh and there was one other thing I meant to tell you. When I was finished with the spell he demanded to see Deadpool. I obviously couldnt do/allow that(we have no transport at the moment) and I have no idea of why he wants to, telepathy is not my area. Maby you could find out why when he gets back.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Deadpool said...

Wolvie wants to see me? Well as long as I'm not alone.

11:01 PM  
Anonymous nightcrawler said...

I am sorry Professor. I vill reform. In ze fact, I do not even know how I got on ze computer in ze jail.

12:15 PM  

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