Thursday, September 01, 2005

So much for my hopes that I would have some peace and quiet now that the ridiculous Race is over. I just found out that my ex-wife, Dr. Moira MacTaggert, who had filed recently for an upward modification in my support payments to her, has submitted our case to Judge Judy. The Judge has accepted our case and I have to appear tomorrow on this silly TV show.

I do, of course, have the right to refuse to have Judge Judy hear
our case. From what I've heard of her acerbic tongue, she can be
quite devestating to litigants. The advantage of appearing on the
show, however, is that in the unlikely event that I lose, the Judge
Judy show pays any damages awarded to my ex-wife, also known
as "The Shrew". Therefore there is no way that I can lose. With
that kind of arrangement, what's the worse thing that can happen?

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were your thought when you found out you had an evil twin?

9:19 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Actually, I knew in the womb that my sister was one evil baby. She kept trying to hog the umbilical cord.

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Magneto said...

Well Charles, it would seem that they have given me a computer(not wise if you ask me) seeing as I have been "well bahved" as of late. And using it I find that this is what you spend your time doing all day. Charels,Charels,Charels.....When will you see that there is so much more we could do? All the power we have, we could rule this world rather than waisting our lives protecting the ones who loath us? You could easily (with my help) be rid of all this discrimination and racism with a little force!!! If mutants ruled...Oh, never mind I know thre is no getting through. By the way I think this Judge Judy thing is excellent, but I thought old Moira was dead?...Oh and when do you plan on dopping by to see me again? This place is dreadfully dull and you might be able to convince them to bring me a tv to watch your court apperance.
Yours truly,
Magnus "Magneto" Lhenshhere

1:53 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

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9:55 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Eric my old friend, I should have known it wouldn't take long for you to find my blog. Despite your limited spelling abilities you always were quite clever. I see you are still bent on world domination. I had hoped that your time in confinement would have led to at least some reform. There is no reason for us to engage homo sapiens in conflict. The course of evolution is unstoppable and it is our duty as enlightened beings to make the inevitable transition as peaceful as possible for mutantkind as well as humankind. But of course, we have been over all this before. I will be coming to visit you very shortly. You'll understand if I relate our encounter here on my blog.
As always,
Charles Xavier

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Magneto said...

Of course Charles and thank you but uh.....you must excuse my spelling.Im new to typing and it was usually Mystique who worked with computers for me.

Sincerley,

Magnus "Magneto" Lhenshhere

8:09 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I certainly understand, Eric. I am fairly new to computers myself. And the cognac isn't helping.

10:20 PM  
Blogger Bizarro Martian Manhunter said...

LOL. CharEls. Are you related to Superman or something?

Well baheved! LOL!

2:57 PM  

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