Wednesday, August 31, 2005

The best thing that I can say about today is that at least the Amazing Mutant Race is finally over.

The only teams that were left were Wolverine and Colossus and Jean Grey and Cyclops. Being the first to arrive yesterday, Logan and Peter were the first to depart today. The clue led them to a crazy challenge that the Beast had devised and built. Various mechanical parts were scattered around the school grounds. They had to be gathered and then assembled into a pre-designed machine. The function of this machine? A large foot massage device created specifically for the Beast's over-sized feet.

Wolverine had a bit of an advantage in locating the parts. The metal didn't have an odor but the Beast had planted them and he does have a very strong aroma. He smells like wet dog. Jean was able to read Wolverine's mind to find the parts herself. Soon both teams had all their pieces.

Jean and Scott were doing a much better job at putting the massagers together. Wolverine doesn't know a phillips head screwdriver from a jigsaw and Colossus is really quite a clutz. When they saw Jean and Scott finish and start heading for the next clue, Wolverine, rather than lose his cool and trash the device they were working on as I expected him to do, just chuckled. I soon found out why.

As Jean and Scott ran towards the clue, the Angel swooped down and landed in front of them. He had a piece of paper in his hands which he unfolded into a big cut out heart. Then he b
lew a kiss to Jean. She lit up like a Christmas tree. Scott jumped at Warren but he flew up and out of his way. Then Scott reached for his eye visor to unleash a ferocious optic blast at Warren. Before he could fire, Jean used her telekinetic powers to give Scott what I believe is known as an atomic wedgie.

Scott howled louder than Banshee. Then he did his signature move - he collapsed into the fetal position and cried like a baby. I read Warren's mind to find out why he provoked Scott like that and found out that Wolverine had blackmailed him. Apparently there are some very incriminating photographs of Warren dressed up in lacy women's undergarments.

Wolverine and Colossus quickly passed Jean and Scott and managed to win the game. Their self-proclaimed prize was have the Power Pack wait on them like slaves for a month.

At least this silly game is over so perhaps school life will return to normal and I can actually get some work done.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool blog. Fun read.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous Bedllam said...

This is a really great blog, but I am sorry to tell you that you are no longer the most powerful mutant telepath. His name is Cable a.k.a. Nathaniel Summers(Scott and Jean's son obviously). From what I hear he is also the worlds most powerful telekinetic. He is from the future so using Cerebro might not work.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

My dear bedllam, while it is true that Cable is the son of Scott and Madeline Pryor (Jean's clone)and that he does have some telepathic powers, there is simply no way that he is anywhere near as powerful as I am. And he still wets his bed.

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Bedllam said...

He is too. And you know it. He has telepathic abilities of the highst level and can focous his telekenisis so intensley that he "phases" through solid objects. I bet your just jealous that your not as powerful as him. (Wets the bed? Hes a teenager does he have some soet of disease?)

8:12 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

While I admit that I do not possess any telekenetic powers, I am the most powerful telepath in the world. I can implant images in the minds of the entire populace of a town. How do you think I keep my school concealed? And as far as Cable's bed-wetting, I believe that's because of unaddressed repressed memories from all the times he was kidnapped by Apocalypse as a child.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well didn't Cable keep a whole city floating?

11:24 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Well that is telekinesis. I don't have such powers and therefore wouldn't compare myself to a mutant with them. I am a telepath. The best. Period.

10:19 PM  

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