Friday, September 23, 2005

Gaia, a sometimes guest here at the school and a powerful mutant with reality-warping abilities, asked me how long I was going leave Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Beast and Gambit locked up in the local Westchester police station. To be honest, I had planned to leave them behind bars for quite a while, hoping that they would learn a lesson about how to be men. Each one of them have major personality defects. Cyclops is rather wimpy, Nightcrawler is a pervert, Beast is incredibly insecure about his weight and Gambit . . well, let's just say that Gambit is learning to come to terms with the real him.

However, what with Wolverine turned into a flower child who watches soap operas all day, the X-Men are getting rather depleted. In the event of a crisis, there isn't really much of a team to respond. I suppose that means it's time to have them released. Up to this point I have been using my mental powers to prevent the boys from using their powers to escape. Now I'll use my powers to free them. This will just take a moment. I'll just have to scan the precinct with my telepathic powers.

Ahh, there is an Officer O'Hearly who is presently on detention duty. I just take over his mind, have him walk to the cells and unlock them . . yes, well done. Now I'm telling the boys to follow the officer to the back door . . O'Hearly is letting them out. Very good. Now I'm taking over the mind of Officer Grissom who is working at the computer station . . he's deleting all the records of my X-Men. Now Officer Bundy is shredding all the paper files . . perfect.

Well, the boys are on their way back to school. Hopefully they've learned something. Somehow though, I doubt it. We'll see.


Anonymous Emma Frost said...

Well, Charles, if you need any help altering their minds and such, my schedule is open for the next week. It doesn't seem that difficult. They all have weak minds.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous nightcrawler said...

Mein Professor... I qvite liked ze jail vith Remy. But I did not touch any of ze soap you vere talking about. I vatched him do it.

Now I get to see ze girls. I missed zem. I vonder if zey still like ze sex?

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Gaia said...

In my opinion Emma, no one in this school should have their minds played with for a long, long time. As I said earlier in another comment, you can seriously screw someone up if you alter their minds over and over again. I doubt anyone can get Wolverine back to normal after what Scarlet Witch did to him.Besides, you shouldn't try and alter someone's personality, let alone their memories.
But, I did have a thought Prf. If you, Emma, Jean (maybe not Elizabeth) would open their minds up and think really hard about what you want each of them to be like, I could alter your powers at that moment so you could really change their minds to how you actually want them to be. It wouldn't alter your powers permanentley, only for that moment. This is all up to you, only if you see fit to do this will we try, and I think we should leave Wolverine out. He's had 1 too many mind alterings.But we may need 1 more telepath(seeing I can't use 2 powers at the same time and Betsy really isn't fit for this).

Your Friend,
Gaia ;)

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Deadpool said...

Wolverine Update 2: Well he's stopped watching the Soaps...but has gone onto Happy Days. Not too bad, except he's trying to be a little like the Fonz. Also got him to eat stakes finally, instead of just eating salads. Lets see if I can get him to play Halo 2 and Vice City today. Keeps on saying they're too violent. *fingers crossed*

10:42 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Well the news on Wolverine seems to be positive. The Fonz is defintely a step up from Oprah. Gaia does have a good point. Mind altering is similar to plastic surgery. If we alter Wolverine anymore, his brain will look like Michael Jackson's nose.

That said, it sounds like Nightcrawler might need some drastic intervention. Perhaps he will have to pay Emma a little visit this week.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Gaia said...

I was thinking we could change the whole gang(save Wolverine). I asked Sage if she would be able to help us and she agreed. She's not the strongest telepath but she will do for what we are planning. All you need to do now is ask Jean and Emma. With the combined power of you, Emma ,Sage, and Jean it could be a breeze.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Emma Frost said...

Ugh... Alright Charles. But if that fuzzy little lays one blue finger on me, expect him to return thinking he's a piece of lint.

And Gaia, I am not willing to work with Sage or Jean. Sage was happy when I died, not to metion her telepathic abilities are quite weak. And Jean is insufferable these days. I'd rather live with Deadpool for a week than work with their disgusting minds.

And playing with minds is too fun. Seriously. I remember the time I got Storm to walk around the mansion, believing herself to be a dog. Oh how fun that day was.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I don't know if you aware of this Emma, but when she gets excited or angry, Storm will occasionally let out a very canine yip. She always looks embarassed and she's not sure where it comes from. I have no plans to enlighten her.

And Gaia, it looks like your one short on your scheme, which is too bad. I was thinking about trying out your suggested procedure on the Beast. Hank has a rather negative self-image, due in part to his weight problem. I'm curious whether your scheme alter his ego perception. Let me know if you can get the necessary resources together.

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Deadpool said...

That week alone with me can be arranged Emma.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, please Emma, you're such a snob "Ohh, I'm a little b****, I'm better than you, you are TRASH, so I dont have to talk to you. Im gonna act like a child and be as disagreeable as I can".God damn it, people like you make me sick.

And I'll deffinetley have everything we need Prf. If you can just ask Jean for a little help, we can try it on Kurt as well.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Gaia said...

Sorry, that comment up there was by me.

And Emma, please forgive me I just got a little angry. Thats what happens to you after being chained up for a milleneum.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Jean finds Beasts self-conscious insecurities annoying and she would be glad to lend her assistance in trying to give him some self-esteem. I hope this works. If your have everything you need in place, please go ahead. Just let me know how it turns out.

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