Gaia, a sometimes guest here at the school and a powerful mutant with reality-warping abilities, asked me how long I was going leave Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Beast and Gambit locked up in the local Westchester police station. To be honest, I had planned to leave them behind bars for quite a while, hoping that they would learn a lesson about how to be men. Each one of them have major personality defects. Cyclops is rather wimpy, Nightcrawler is a pervert, Beast is incredibly insecure about his weight and Gambit . . well, let's just say that Gambit is learning to come to terms with the real him.

However, what with Wolverine turned into a flower child who watches soap operas all day, the X-Men are getting rather depleted. In the event of a crisis, there isn't really much of a team to respond. I suppose that means it's time to have them released. Up to this point I have been using my mental powers to prevent the boys from using their powers to escape. Now I'll use my powers to free them. This will just take a moment. I'll just have to scan the precinct with my telepathic powers.

Ahh, there is an Officer O'Hearly who is presently on detention duty. I just take over his mind, have him walk to the cells and unlock them . . yes, well done. Now I'm telling the boys to follow the officer to the back door . . O'Hearly is letting them out. Very good. Now I'm taking over the mind of Officer Grissom who is working at the computer station . . he's deleting all the records of my X-Men. Now Officer Bundy is shredding all the paper files . . perfect.

Well, the boys are on their way back to school. Hopefully they've learned something. Somehow though, I doubt it. We'll see.