I have been sitting here in my hotel suite outside of Raccon City for the last three hours fuming mad. Sitting right outside my window is this giant billboard.
In between my tapings on the Amazing Mutant Race 3, I have had to promote the damn show which has lead me to be called terrible things bysome rather marginal people. Homo-phobe. Anti-Semite. Racist. Or Speciesist, at least. All terrible unfair.
Why didn't I just erase their minds or turn them into babbling idiots or make them think they were Cocker Spaniels or something? Here I am with all these ethics about only using my powers to influence other's minds in cases of emergency and what thanks do I get for it? None. These people all take advantage of my kindness and morality.
Well that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I dare that damn network executive to send me on anymore of these moronic shows. I'll show them what the most powerful mutant telepath on the planet can do.
In between my tapings on the Amazing Mutant Race 3, I have had to promote the damn show which has lead me to be called terrible things bysome rather marginal people. Homo-phobe. Anti-Semite. Racist. Or Speciesist, at least. All terrible unfair.
Why didn't I just erase their minds or turn them into babbling idiots or make them think they were Cocker Spaniels or something? Here I am with all these ethics about only using my powers to influence other's minds in cases of emergency and what thanks do I get for it? None. These people all take advantage of my kindness and morality.
Well that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I dare that damn network executive to send me on anymore of these moronic shows. I'll show them what the most powerful mutant telepath on the planet can do.
posted by Professor Xavier at 8:20 PM
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Whoa whoa, Professor, I appreaciate you nice guy-edness. Honest. I know some of those people out there don't appreciate it, but I know you fight the good fight.
Just hope you don't go on the O'Riley factor. He'll say you hate America and are causing the terrorist to gain the upper hand.
He pretty much says that to everyone who come on his show, so it not really a big deal.
woh wheels, and people wondered how you created the onslaugh persona, keep it up and you'll make people think hitler is a puppy dawg. :(
At least you are not wearing pink shorts , and a cape in yours bill board.
Everybody step away from the bald guy!!!!!!!!1
It sounds like things could get tough for some media people soon!
Well Young Man it's reasons like this why I didn't rate your outfit so high on my Straight Eye for the Queer Hero blog!
Because an attitude like that isn't going to make your hair grow!
Oh by the way can you mind crush Jay Leno that chin really freaks me out.
Kid Flash.
Alright, something weird's happening.
Blogger is telling me to upgrade, and it won't let me avoid it! How will this impact the race, if others have the same message?!
I don't think you'll be able to post any more on the AMR3 blog if you upgrade. I know they are getting pushy about it, but I'm going to wait on upgrading myself until AMR3 is over.
Are you saying they won't let you log on with your old blogger account?
They would not let me not upgrade. I couldn't get to the dashboard.
Now I've been upgraded, and it won't let me post to AMR3. Something about it not being found.
Also, it gave me an age of 250, which is a bit of an overstatement.
Success! I can post!
Well that's a good thing. And look, your avitar still shows up here.
the board with Daddy is funny. Why's he wearing that? Also Your cool on those shows. I wish I can go to your school But I'm half alien not a mutant.
Must watch CBS...
I upgraded and all seems to be ok...hmmmm....wait a minute...I've been to the dashboard, but not yet to my sight....brb..............ok, it's all there.
Whew.
Sorry everyone is having so many problems.
Oh, and btw....GO GET 'EM XAVIER....
Make them all think they are Gouda cheese. The throw water biscuits and them and laugh as they flee in uncomprehending phobia.
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