Wednesday, January 24, 2007

I have been sitting here in my hotel suite outside of Raccon City for the last three hours fuming mad. Sitting right outside my window is this giant billboard.




In between my tapings on the Amazing Mutant Race 3, I have had to promote the damn show which has lead me to be called terrible things bysome rather marginal people. Homo-phobe. Anti-Semite. Racist. Or Speciesist, at least. All terrible unfair.

Why didn't I just erase their minds or turn them into babbling idiots or make them think they were Cocker Spaniels or something? Here I am with all these ethics about only using my powers to influence other's minds in cases of emergency and what thanks do I get for it? None. These people all take advantage of my kindness and morality.

Well that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I dare that damn network executive to send me on anymore of these moronic shows. I'll show them what the most powerful mutant telepath on the planet can do.

17 Comments:

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Whoa whoa, Professor, I appreaciate you nice guy-edness. Honest. I know some of those people out there don't appreciate it, but I know you fight the good fight.

10:33 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Just hope you don't go on the O'Riley factor. He'll say you hate America and are causing the terrorist to gain the upper hand.

He pretty much says that to everyone who come on his show, so it not really a big deal.

12:26 AM  
Blogger KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

woh wheels, and people wondered how you created the onslaugh persona, keep it up and you'll make people think hitler is a puppy dawg. :(

3:37 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

At least you are not wearing pink shorts , and a cape in yours bill board.

9:11 PM  
Blogger IRON CORPS; THE IRON SHEILD PROJECT said...

Everybody step away from the bald guy!!!!!!!!1

12:34 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

It sounds like things could get tough for some media people soon!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Kid Flash said...

Well Young Man it's reasons like this why I didn't rate your outfit so high on my Straight Eye for the Queer Hero blog!
Because an attitude like that isn't going to make your hair grow!
Oh by the way can you mind crush Jay Leno that chin really freaks me out.
Kid Flash.

8:05 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Alright, something weird's happening.

Blogger is telling me to upgrade, and it won't let me avoid it! How will this impact the race, if others have the same message?!

10:09 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I don't think you'll be able to post any more on the AMR3 blog if you upgrade. I know they are getting pushy about it, but I'm going to wait on upgrading myself until AMR3 is over.

Are you saying they won't let you log on with your old blogger account?

10:42 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

They would not let me not upgrade. I couldn't get to the dashboard.

Now I've been upgraded, and it won't let me post to AMR3. Something about it not being found.

11:03 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Also, it gave me an age of 250, which is a bit of an overstatement.

11:04 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Success! I can post!

11:13 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Well that's a good thing. And look, your avitar still shows up here.

7:12 AM  
Blogger Vella said...

the board with Daddy is funny. Why's he wearing that? Also Your cool on those shows. I wish I can go to your school But I'm half alien not a mutant.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Thousand Faces said...

Must watch CBS...

7:30 PM  
Blogger Darth Nepharia said...

I upgraded and all seems to be ok...hmmmm....wait a minute...I've been to the dashboard, but not yet to my sight....brb..............ok, it's all there.

Whew.

Sorry everyone is having so many problems.

Oh, and btw....GO GET 'EM XAVIER....

9:18 PM  
Blogger Captain Berk said...

Make them all think they are Gouda cheese. The throw water biscuits and them and laugh as they flee in uncomprehending phobia.

7:20 AM  

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