"What's up, Chuck?"
groan "Hello Logan," I said with a sigh as I closed my laptop. No reason for Wolverine to see what I was working on. It would take too long to explain why I host a Vampirella fan
site.
"You got a minute?"
"For my star player? Of course. What can I do for you?"
"Now that Wade's little game is over, you got to do the Amazing Mutant Race again."
"What?" I said with a start. "I'm not doing that again."
"You got to. You said once Deadpool did his thing, you would do another Race."
"No Wolverine. What I said was that I wouldn't do it while Deadpool was doing his game. Just to clarify, I also won't do it when he's not doing a game."
"Oh sure! You get to go off and do that cool Last Gladiator show, leavin' me an' Storm in charge a this school."
"Belive me Logan, if I had any idea you wanted to go, I would -"
"And last year you let non-mutants play! That little green fortune cookie an' the hot soldier chick won! They ain't even mutants! The title says Amazing Mutant Race! You owe me!"
"Logan, do you have any idea how much work putting on one of those things is? I really don't-"
"Damnit, Chuck, I'm the back-bone of this team! All these teams! If you don't do it, I'm gonna join the Avengers full time!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me."
The evil snarl on his face left me little doubt as to his resolve. " . . fine. I'll do another Race. But after the holidays."
"Fine. An' no non-mutants."
"No. The Race will be open to anyone who wants to play, mutant, human, alien or whatever."
"But it's the Amazing Mutant Race!"
"I'll have to think about that."
groan "Hello Logan," I said with a sigh as I closed my laptop. No reason for Wolverine to see what I was working on. It would take too long to explain why I host a Vampirella fan
site."You got a minute?"
"For my star player? Of course. What can I do for you?"
"Now that Wade's little game is over, you got to do the Amazing Mutant Race again."
"What?" I said with a start. "I'm not doing that again."
"You got to. You said once Deadpool did his thing, you would do another Race."
"No Wolverine. What I said was that I wouldn't do it while Deadpool was doing his game. Just to clarify, I also won't do it when he's not doing a game."
"Oh sure! You get to go off and do that cool Last Gladiator show, leavin' me an' Storm in charge a this school."
"Belive me Logan, if I had any idea you wanted to go, I would -"
"And last year you let non-mutants play! That little green fortune cookie an' the hot soldier chick won! They ain't even mutants! The title says Amazing Mutant Race! You owe me!"
"Logan, do you have any idea how much work putting on one of those things is? I really don't-"
"Damnit, Chuck, I'm the back-bone of this team! All these teams! If you don't do it, I'm gonna join the Avengers full time!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me."
The evil snarl on his face left me little doubt as to his resolve. " . . fine. I'll do another Race. But after the holidays."
"Fine. An' no non-mutants."
"No. The Race will be open to anyone who wants to play, mutant, human, alien or whatever."
"But it's the Amazing Mutant Race!"
"I'll have to think about that."
posted by Professor Xavier at 8:26 PM
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Amazing Mutant race? It's too bad that if I participate that I will likely get repetitive stress disorder in my foot.
From kicking everyone's butt!!
Hmmmm, sounds fun.
Hmmm perhaps I and Magneto should join we are mUtants after all
I think Wolverine is a bit touchy having being left with Storm.
May I ask, are Amazonians are allowed to join?
How about angry and bitter clones, who had a Gladiator championship stolen from them by a backstabbing Jedi? can they play?
I am just asking for a friend, not me *coughcough*
This sounds discrimitory against non-mutants.
If you really want to get technical, Captain, we're all mutants. There has to be at least one gene somewhere in your DNA that has a slight variance from your parents'.
And with all your phasers and reflector dishes and transporter beams, I'm suprised all the children of Starfleet personell aren't all born cross eyed or something.
That's just Wolverine. He can be a bit of an elitist. Of course the race will be open to everyone. The whole mission of my school is to bring tolerance and inclusion to all peoples.
Well Koma wants in too. Hmmm maybe not Koma.
Gee who could I send.
Vortex
Ayris
Crater
Ki-Yama
they're all mutants (well super humans) they'd enjoy some extra curicular activities.
I am in again.
Need a commentator, Professor? I think I could find a suitable outfit for the occasion
Ta-Dah!
lol!
Super-Simon sounds perfect. I'm still putting the site together. It will be here - http://amazingmutantrace3.blogspot.com/
My e-mail is there. If you send me an e-mail, I'll send you an invite.
I ain't touchy about bein' left with Storm, Great the Tin can, andd Flamin' Magneto. Jon the dog whisperer who may or may not be a mutant. The Hot Amazon, Whatever the moonites are , and The short Naplolean wanna be alien. All commentated by Simon dressed like Flamin' Robin Yeah this ain't gonna be a Circus .
What? Your calling somone short Logan? I'm taller than you!
Don't let Vegeta in your Game He's an evil planner!
looks to be a nice game Charles
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