Monday, November 20, 2006

As I absently watched Illyana and Canonball put on the finishing touches on my office's repairs, Colossus walked through the new door. I had sent him to collect the money for damages from Henchman. The total repair bill from the Destroyer's visit came to $4,735.

"How did it go, Peter?" I asked brightly.

The giant Russian hesitated, his eyes cast downward.

"Did you find him?" I asked with a trace of concern in my voice.

". . da," he finally answered.

"Well what happened?"

"I be finding him in his union hall. Da Rhino was dere and tried to be making problem, but I be tossing him out window and no more problem."

"Well done. And Henchman? Did you get the money?"

"I told him it be in his best interest to be paying monies. He said there being larger issues beyond the money."

"Larger issues? Nonsense. He owes me money. That's the only issue."

"He went on to explain. He be talking for quite a while."

"Yes? And?"

"Professor, do the X-Men have dental insurance?"

"Excuse me?"

"Well . . we be risking our lives on da missions you send us on. Gambit broke dat tooth in da fight against Dr. Doom last month and now he be talking funny."

"Gambit always talks funny! Oh forget it. Just get out of here."

This is just great.

19 Comments:

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Heh heh, dental for all, indeed.

So is Colossus the love child of Arnold Schwartzenegger and Gambit? It kind of sounds like it.

10:26 PM  
Blogger Wolverine said...

The only thing petey is for throwin' me at people and hittin' things ain't a surprise He let Henchman wrap 'im arounf his finger.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Haw Haw.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

11:02 PM  
Blogger KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

tsk tsk tsk.



If hench'ay, owes u that much, I hate to see how much Khaos owes, eeeeeoouch, but you never knew who sent all dem sentinels that trashed the mansion two months age, which by the way looked great; talk about yer quick build

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Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Khaos is a problem that is going to have to be dealt with soon. I've had Beast trying to locate hime so I could send the X-Men but he hasn't had any luck yet. Believe me, he has a very large bill to pay.

8:22 AM  
Blogger Danny Bailey said...

so the money I paid to have Remy's tooth fixed d I send you the bill?

11:18 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

w00t!!

Dental for All is a great enticement.

I know I would love to have a better dental plan then Vader using a Force Pull to extract a tooth.

Ouch!!

2:02 PM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

One would think the X Men have dental insurance. Perhaps Logan needs to pay more?

3:31 PM  
Blogger captain koma said...

Oh yes we have super-heroes in Australia. We keep them secret so we don't end up with huge super battles like you dumb americans.

Koma
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7:06 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

So, free dental. Does that include braces? ^_^

10:12 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Yes it does.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Deadpool said...

You should do this the honest way and hire a merc to collect your debts, before they're hired to make you death! Ha I made another funny.

12:54 AM  
Blogger WonderWoman said...

Dental?
Isn't Emma rich enough to pay for each X-Men (dead or alive) to get cosmeticlly enhanced teeth?
Let alone dental.
You know Xavier if you ever need somebody to pay forepairs we at the JL are always willing to lend a hand.
Wonder Woman.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Darth Nepharia said...

Professor,

Give him the extended dental coverage and I'll make sure he has to use every dime of it....of course I'm sure Henchman didn't tell him about 'deductibles'....

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