Monday, February 26, 2007

Oprah cackled away like the evil Wicked Witch of the West while her audience attacked us. Her dark mutant powers had transformed the former soccer moms into feral were-beasts bent on rending the flesh from our bones, judging by the way the long strands of salvia dripped from their 6 inch longs fangs.


I tried taking control of their minds but they had devolved too far into animals for me to reach them.


"Shall I start blasting, Professor?" Cyclops asked.


"Remember, Scott, these are innocent victims. It is out sworn obligation to protect them."


One of the she-were-beasts leapt at me, trying to sink her fangs into my neck.


"Blast her, Scott! Blaster her!" I started screaming.


A brilliant light flared from Cyclops' visor sending the savage audience member flying back into the pack. Colossus lifted up the couch from the stage and tossed it between us and them as a barricade.


"Enough games!" Oprah bellowed. We turned to face her. Weird yellowish energy waves emanated from around her head. "Now you die!"

8 Comments:

Blogger Vegeta said...

"Her dark mutant powers had transformed the former soccer moms into feral were-beasts bent on rending the flesh from our bones, judging by the way the long strands of salvia dripped from their 6 inch longs fangs. "

So they were transformed from soccer moms into my mother, you are in trouble.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Use you powers on Oprah!

Wait, Oprah did a special where she interviewed the Simpsons. Anyone who goes on the Simpsons can't be all bad, right?

10:25 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Ummm, You left out more pictures of nearly naked Oprah. Where are they? I have been stuck on a Junk Steamer with Angel for a long time. Any women is looking good.

11:05 PM  
Blogger Tamara said...

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1:51 AM  
Blogger Tamara said...

Try spraying her with chocolate. She can be stopped by bombarding her with fatty foods. She will feel compelled to stop and eat them. When she is focussed on the food hit her with a shovel.

1:56 AM  
Blogger cooltopten said...

Weird yellowish energy waves emanated from around her head. "Now you die!"

Sounds like she,s using the old radioative custurd trick on you.Dam that oprah!!

10:32 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

We knew she was like that!

4:20 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Sounds like you could use an Easy Button.

11:36 PM  

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