As the limo arrived to take me to Oprah's, I couldn't help but think what a terrible mistake this was. My sworn enemy . . a powerful evil mutant . . and here I was heading straight into her layer. The car drove down the highway and I looked to the Heavens for some sign that this would be alright. All I saw was this horrible and familiar scene . .

Then a few miles down the road I saw this . .

And then this . .

And then this . .

Then this . .

Followed by this . .

Then this . .

This one I could have been spared . .

Doesn't Logan own any shirts?

Obviously these were not the signs I was looking for.

I would like to give an X-tra special thanks to NOVY for alerting me to all of these billboards. She really went above and beyond the call of duty. She may not be a mutant, but she'll always be an X-Man.