Wednesday, September 13, 2006

"Henchman and the Magdalena are in Paris. I saw the coordinates Captian Koma sent them to."

"KOMA! BAH!! HE SHALL PAY NEXT FOR DARING TO INTERFER WITH MY PLANS. YOU HAVE DONE WELL, FRED."

I CREATED A LOCALIZED WORMHOLE THAT SENT US TO THE COORDINATES THE FOX HAD GIVEN ME. WITHIN MOMENTS WE WERE IN A SEEDY HOTEL ROOM.

"THEIR STINK IS ALL OVER THIS ROOM. BUT THEY ARE GONE! BAH!!"

"Damn! I can sense them too. Uh, it smells like they were, uh, having a good time, if you know what I mean."

"BAH!!"

THE FRUSTRATION I FELT AT MISSING MY PREY ANNOYED ME TO NO END! CLEARLY I COULD NOT LEAVE THIS PLACE WITHOUT RELEASING MY ANGER.

I WENT OVER TO THE MINIBAR IN THE ROOM AND TOOK OUT THE VODKA BOTTLE. UNSCREWING THE CAP, I POURED ALL THE LIQUID DOWN THE DRAIN. THEN I REFILLED IT WITH WATER AND REPLACED IT.

HA! THAT WILL SHOW THOSE FRENCHIE!

"NOW THEN, FRED - TELL ME WHERE KOMA IS. HE WILL LEAD ME TO MY PREY OR DIE! AND DIE, I MEAN. YES, HE WILL LEAD ME TO MY PREY AND THEN I WILL KILL HIM! BWWAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!"

10 Comments:

Blogger L>T said...

something about this dialoge is cracking me up?

I think it's all the BAH's HA's & the BWWAHAHAHAHHAAA!

12:02 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Dude, you poured out all the vodka? You are evil.

6:56 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

*Hold hands up to ear like a phone.*

Hey Becca!

8:42 AM  
Blogger Becca the Magnificant said...

*Answers hand phone*

Yes Erifia?

8:43 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

Did you hear what happened to Hench and Maggie?

8:43 AM  
Blogger Becca the Magnificant said...

I don't know, what?

8:44 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

Evil Proffessor X poured all their vodka down the drain...

*Pause and then loud laughter while kicking and and shaking.*

8:45 AM  
Blogger Becca the Magnificant said...

*The same kind of laughter in the same way*

(In true Chill Town Style)

8:46 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

Weird, very weird.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Darth Nepharia said...

Poured out the Vodka? Even I'M not THAT evil.

7:12 PM  

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