Wednesday, July 12, 2006

"The Professor is in the Phantom Zone?" I asked in surprise.

"No you idiot!" shouted Sage impatiently. "It's the Astral Plane. You've been there! The Phantom Zone is in a Different Continuum."

"Oh," I said in as knowledgeable a tone of voice as possible. "So . . what do we do?"

The Martian Manhunter spoke up. "Clearly we have to come to the Professor's aid. I can track his psionic signature but I am unable to move between dimensions. Do you have some means to travel to the Astral Plane?"

"Yes," said Sage. "Hank and I have developed a mass transporter based upon Reed Richards Dimensional Transference Warp Initiator. I can calibrate the lower registers to allow permeation of the astral barrier."

"Um . . so that was a 'yes', right?" I asked. In answer, Sage just shook her head and started down to the lab. "Why don't you put a team together and meet us in the lab?" she suggested.

"Hey. You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. I'm in charge here. Now I want you to go down to the lab and get that thingy ready and I will go and get the team together."

Sage stared at me with a totally blank look on her face. Yeah, she's obviously super intelligent. She shook her head again and left with the Manhunter.

Okay, so who do I pick for the team? Well, Wolverine obviously. It's in his contract to go on any and all missions involving mutants. Storm? No way. Iceman. He's reliable. Except I think he was the one that made that ice patch that ruined my moves with Warbird. Maybe I'll just see who's in the living room.

I walked into the main hang out area just in time to see Kodiak plant a big wet one on Rogue. Whoa! My jaw hit the floor. I stared in disbelief as Kodiak continued to kiss her. For some reason, he didn't collapse into a lifeless heap. That is, not until Rogue pasted him with a vicious uppercut.

Kodiak went flying back into our giant screen high def TV, shattering the thing into several pieces. Rogue got all hissy and stomped off. I still couldn't believe what I had just seen.

Maybe I should step in. Do something leader like. Ahh, they obviously worked it out. I've got to get the team together.


Blogger SHI said...

damn its just the machine

okay logan have fun with what ever you are going on Laura is with me

9:11 PM  
Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

That's so odd... I came here and the big macho Cyclops picture in the post below was gone. Then I left to do the "keep me logged in" button, and it was back when I dot back!

Cool face, no?

9:24 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Can you bring weapons, like oh say an M41A Pulse Rifle into the astral plane?

10:23 PM  
Blogger Cyclops said...

You can bring 'em, but I don't it'll be able to fire. Might make a good club though. Nothing like a heavy piece of metal in your hand to let everyone know you mean business.

9:21 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Scott Scott Scott, how many times do we have to go through this: UNDERWEAR GO ON THE INSIDE*

* unless you’re a member of Prince’s band in 1985.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

Does one need a boarding card to get on the astral plane.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, and The strange thing is rouge has been walking around with fury hair and pumped up like the hulk a, err She-Hulk she is even growling and stuff, hey thats my line. Its kinda cute, like a feminin teady bear. Um,, how long does her power obsorbtion last,I like her and all but I don't know if I can handel a girl with a hairy chest,.. just Sayin.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Warbird said...

*Scott looks at me* "What happen?"

I reply to Scott... "Nothing as I thout would..."

Hey Logan looks Like I am joining you for this one ;)

5:15 PM  
Blogger Wolverine said...

Will ya be drunk this time Carol? or will ya be normal (fer you anyway. )

5:39 PM  
Blogger Warbird said...

want to cut me a break Logan...

10:10 PM  

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