Monday, April 14, 2008

As Zartan and his Dreadnoks lay scattered about the pavement, groaning in pain, I rolled closer to Mystique. Wolverine kept popping his claws in and out.

"Tell me, Mystique, who hired you to set up Jon, the Intergalactic Gladiator?" I asked her.

"Suck my balls!" she screamed at me.

I must say, I was a little taken aback by her vulgarity. "First of all, Mystique, that kind of imagery and language is completely inappropriate here in a public setting where children might happen by. This isn't a Max comic, you know. Second, in case you haven't noticed, I don't think you have the right equipment to allow for that kind of activity."

With a sharp laugh that sounded more like a snarl, Mystique's body transformed into . . Fabio.

"I'm still not quite convinced that would satisfy the anatomically necessities to permit your directive," I told her. "I mean he is a male model."

Fabio scowled and slowly changed back to Mystique. "Get bent, Xavier. I'm not telling you anything!"

I couldn't help the smirk that crossed my lips. Rolling close to her, I reached behind her ear and pulled off the psi-blocker. Inspecting it, I saw that it had Magneto's mark on it. I crushed it between my fingers. The look of panic on her face gave me a warm, tingling feeling inside.

Telepathically I reached into her mind. She tried desperately to surpress the indetity of the person who hired her. What she didn't realize, and to be fair, most people don't, is that such action merely draws attention to what a person wants hidden. It makes mind reading much easier.

"Henchman hired you?" I said in surprise. "Of Local 432? The one who's always trying to negotiate for dental coverage? The one who stole Magdelina from me? Hmm, that could explain things. Maybe it's time to pay the Beekeeper a little visit."


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

Things are beginning to make sense...not.

2:44 PM  
Blogger captain koma said...

Oh dear you do know where Henchy is right now?

9:35 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Henchman's in this?

Oh brother.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Nepharia said...

Goodness, Xavier...this is uncharacteristic of you. But giving into your anger and hate will make you powerful....

7:33 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Perhaps we can rule the galaxy together as bald guy and hot chick.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Boy that hot blue chick sure has a dirty mouth doesn't she? I may have to wash it out -- with my weiner.

9:20 AM  
Blogger Galen said...

Now how could you let him steal that lovely red head away from you?

4:26 PM  
Blogger SQT said...

I didn't tell anyone to suck balls. Surely you don't buy his side of the story.

And Hudson probably wouldn't like what I can change my mouth into. Just sayin'....

4:54 PM  
Blogger Justice said...

oh so he is to blame

5:02 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bennet said...

Mystique is quite the verbal combatant.

1:27 PM  

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