"Humph! Well Jon, our undercover operation certainly didn't last very long."

"What do you want, Professor? Mystique saw through my clever disquise."

"Oh sure, really clever. A pair of glasses. Who's going to be fooled by that?"

"The entire DC Universe, apparently."

"Jon, that makes about as much sense as Liev Schreiber playing Sabertooth in Wolverine's upcoming movie."

"Never mind that, Professor! Zartan is about to zap you with 10,000 volts of electricity! Your chair is booby trapped!"

"It's a good thing, Hudson isn't here, otherwise I would have to listen to his inane giggling for the next hour after you said booby trap."

"Professor!"

"Don't worry, Jon. I'll just take control of Zartan's mind and . . . oh damn!"

"What?!"

"He's got one of Magneto's psionic blockers. Why is that everyone with a cowl - OW!!"