Well, well. I'm back one Earth, safe and sound. Blink managed to get us of the Skrull Throne World at the last possible second, as required in Article 2, paragraph C of the Super-Hero Code Book. We even took up a collection for a new arm for Henchy. It may not be quite up to snuff with the old one, but what are you going to do?

Before we came back to Earth, our team stopped at Hacknor where I was unceremoniously dumped from Last Gladiator Standing. Frankly I never really expected to win. That whole "standing" thing, you know.

I stayed to see Dark Jedi Kriss crowned champion. I was sort of hoping she would wear the Slave Leia costume again but unfortunately she chose something more conservative. She still looked great though.

Once the show wrapped, we all took a ship back to Earth. During our journey, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator approached me about a wild idea he had. Here in the United States, for those of you living off-planet, we about to launch into a long, drawn out and potentially very ugly election for President of the Free World. Jon has decided to throw his hat into the ring. He asked me to be his campaign manager.

I must say I was quite flattered. Though I don't have much experience with running for an elected office, I am rather talented at both manipulating minds and strategizing. This could be quite fun.