Monday, July 09, 2007

"Alright Blink," I said, "take us to the Skrull homeworld."

"Uh, wait a second, Professor," Hudson said, raising his hand. "Don't you think we might need re-enforcements?"

"What, you think the Skrulls are going to be tougher than the demon hoards of hell?" asked Henchman.

"Well we didn't have to fight them, did we?" he answered. "We just zipped right into the throne room."

"We can do the same here with the Skrulls," threw in Dark Jedi Kriss. "How many troopers are they really going to have in their throne room? Those kinds of soldiers are usually cerimonial, unless there's real fear of a revolt or attack."

"Um, yeah," added Noah Bennet. "I'm with Hudson on this. Let's go back to Earth and call the Avengers or Dick Cheney or someone. Or how about the X-Men? Isn't this your gig?"

"Greatness is not born by shuffling our challenges off on others," I told the group. I looked at Blink and nodded.

In an instance we were standing before the Skrull Empress. 10 of her elite troopers standing at her side immediately sprang into action, extremely large rifles suddenly appearing in their hands. Their guns were pointing at us.

"Vaporize them, your Majesty?" one growled to the Empress.

"Oh, game over man!!" wailed Hudson.

"We come in peace!" I shouted, raising my hands. "We're very sorry to interrupt you like this, your Highness. We're just looking for a friend of ours. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator."

The Empress smiled. "Ah yes. Even now he prepares to battle my champion, the Super Skrull."

"What are you talking about?" Kriss asked.

"The Gladiator's prowess in personal combat is well known throughout the galaxy. We recently aquired him so that our people could be provided with entertaining sport. They have so little since Galactus ate our homeworld."

"You got Jon from Mephisto so that he have a boxing match with your boy?" asked Henchman in disbelief.

"Oh this is no little spar," the Empress purred. "This is a fight to the death."


Blogger Private Hudson said...

Don't worry everyone, I'm here to kick butt and take names. Oh crap, where's my proton bazooka? I'm just going to go get it, I'll be right back.

6:07 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

"Super Skrull?" Bah! He's likely nothing comapred to a Super Saiyan!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said...

"This is a fight to the death."

Oh, yeah, just how I like it!

That comes off kinda bad doesn't it? teeheheee!

10:11 PM  
Blogger Skywalker said...

A fight to the death isn't always a bad thing...


It could be.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Wolverine said...

Maybe ya shoulda gotten us X-men ta help out Chuck?

1:02 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Skywalker said...
"A fight to the death isn't always a bad thing..."

Not bad fot he victor at least.

6:24 AM  
Blogger Henchman432 said...

I'm going to get some popcorn, does anyone else what anything?

9:20 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

It's tough enough saying Skrull let alone defeating them.

Back from vacation.

10:07 AM  

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