In order to head off a star war, our team is going to have to find Jean and try to stop her before she does something we can't fix. After smashing through the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, she kidnapped on of their trainee pledges, someone named Anakin Skywalker, and has taken off for parts unknown.
"Gaia, can you follow her Phoenix Force energy trail?"
Gaia gazed out at the smoldering rubble littering the main plaza of the Temple and then quickly looked to the sky.
"Yes, Professor, I can. She went that away," Gaia said as she pointed to the heavens.
"Well then, back to Corsair's ship."
"Unh-uh. No way. Not happening," Magdalena said. "There is no way I'm getting back on board that slime-ball's ship."
"But Maggie, we are at least going to need him to take us home."
"Forget it. He's a dangerous incompetent and he's a pig."
"But then how are we going to follow Jean?"
"Help you, I can," Master Yoda said. "Fly you in a transport, Mace Windu and Obiwan Kenobi can. Get back young Skywalker, you must. Strong in the Force, are they."
"Oh, hell no!" Windu shouted. "I'm not goin' anywhere with Kenobi! He gets that damn Cheeto's dust on everything!"
"Hey, that's energy food," Kenobi replied. "And it makes you smarter, too."
"It stop!" Yoda yelled. "Go you will and no snack foods will you bring!"
"Thank you Master Yoda," I said. "Thank you for your help."
The two Jedi managed to put their bickering aside and get us out into orbit. Gaia concentrated and was able to pick up Jean's trail. Windu figured out her course and gave chase. In no time we were nearing a sparsely populated planet called Yavin 4. It was fairly easy to find Jean. She was surrounded by dragons.
"Actually, they are Dragonkin," Maggie explained. "They are a force of nature, extremely powerful. And they are here to protect Vampirella."
"Vampirella! She's here?"
"Can you contact her?"
I reached telepathically and was surprised to feel her presence. Before I could say anything intelligible though, she was transported instantly back to Earth by Goku. What impressive powers that alien has.
One of the huge dragons, excuse me, Dragonkin, slammed into Jean and sent her hurtling around the planet.
"Hey, there's Annie!" Kenobi shouted.
Mace swooped the ship down to the surface was a very frazzled looking young man had been tossed by Jean. "Yo, what's the dillio?" he asked as he stumbled on board.
"You've just been rescued, idiot!" Windu shouted. That man doesn't seem to be able to communicate any other way than shouting.
"For shizzle" Skywalker said.
Windu lifted us back into orbit and started to leave the planet.
"What are you doing?" I demanded. "We can't leave. Our friend is down there."
"Yoda sent us to rescue the boy. We have to bring him back."
"Jean will destroy this world unless we stop her," Gaia said.
Windu say a moment in obvious frustration. "Fine, we will stop you friend."
As we turned our attention back to Jean, we saw her charging at full speed towards the Dragonkin. Before she could reach them though, they faded away.
"What happened?" I asked.
"They were here to protect Vampirella," Maggie explained. "Now that she's gone, they aren't needed."
"And Ms. Grey is free to do whatever she wants," Emma said. "This is bad Charles."
Jean turned towards us. A giant fiery bird surrounded her as she started flying straight towards us.
"Gaia, can you follow her Phoenix Force energy trail?"
Gaia gazed out at the smoldering rubble littering the main plaza of the Temple and then quickly looked to the sky.
"Yes, Professor, I can. She went that away," Gaia said as she pointed to the heavens.
"Well then, back to Corsair's ship."
"Unh-uh. No way. Not happening," Magdalena said. "There is no way I'm getting back on board that slime-ball's ship."
"But Maggie, we are at least going to need him to take us home."
"Forget it. He's a dangerous incompetent and he's a pig."
"But then how are we going to follow Jean?"
"Help you, I can," Master Yoda said. "Fly you in a transport, Mace Windu and Obiwan Kenobi can. Get back young Skywalker, you must. Strong in the Force, are they."
"Oh, hell no!" Windu shouted. "I'm not goin' anywhere with Kenobi! He gets that damn Cheeto's dust on everything!"
"Hey, that's energy food," Kenobi replied. "And it makes you smarter, too."
"It stop!" Yoda yelled. "Go you will and no snack foods will you bring!"
"Thank you Master Yoda," I said. "Thank you for your help."
The two Jedi managed to put their bickering aside and get us out into orbit. Gaia concentrated and was able to pick up Jean's trail. Windu figured out her course and gave chase. In no time we were nearing a sparsely populated planet called Yavin 4. It was fairly easy to find Jean. She was surrounded by dragons.
"Actually, they are Dragonkin," Maggie explained. "They are a force of nature, extremely powerful. And they are here to protect Vampirella."
"Vampirella! She's here?"
"Can you contact her?"
I reached telepathically and was surprised to feel her presence. Before I could say anything intelligible though, she was transported instantly back to Earth by Goku. What impressive powers that alien has.
One of the huge dragons, excuse me, Dragonkin, slammed into Jean and sent her hurtling around the planet.
"Hey, there's Annie!" Kenobi shouted.
Mace swooped the ship down to the surface was a very frazzled looking young man had been tossed by Jean. "Yo, what's the dillio?" he asked as he stumbled on board.
"You've just been rescued, idiot!" Windu shouted. That man doesn't seem to be able to communicate any other way than shouting.
"For shizzle" Skywalker said.
Windu lifted us back into orbit and started to leave the planet.
"What are you doing?" I demanded. "We can't leave. Our friend is down there."
"Yoda sent us to rescue the boy. We have to bring him back."
"Jean will destroy this world unless we stop her," Gaia said.
Windu say a moment in obvious frustration. "Fine, we will stop you friend."
As we turned our attention back to Jean, we saw her charging at full speed towards the Dragonkin. Before she could reach them though, they faded away.
"What happened?" I asked.
"They were here to protect Vampirella," Maggie explained. "Now that she's gone, they aren't needed."
"And Ms. Grey is free to do whatever she wants," Emma said. "This is bad Charles."
Jean turned towards us. A giant fiery bird surrounded her as she started flying straight towards us.
8 Comments:
Not if I have anything to say about it!
If you need to I could transmit you all back to Earth.
Couldn't you just give her Anakin back? I wouldn't really have any problem with that. I don't think most of her Senator Amidala's security would have a problem with that.
4 out of 5 Sandpeople agree, let the crazed lady keep the angsty Jedi
All this anger! all this malice!
I think both Anakin and Jean need to talk to someone about their issues.
Try and set Jean up with young Skywalker. They'd make a great couple.
Failing that, I would gladly offer my negociation skills to assist.
If I wasn't busy eating this sandwich, that is.
this shall be interesting
Sorry about Kenobi and Windu I am. Sometimes separate those two I have to.
I don't suppose giving Jean some of mine and Qui-Gon's "Special Spiced" brownies will help calm her down any?
....didn't think so.
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