Tuesday, September 05, 2006


"Not now, Scott. I'm busy!"

"Uh sorry. Just thought you should know, there's some guy in a white bunny suit polishing the heat seeking Stinger missiles on your hover chair."

My hover chair. Yes. That might be a good way to deal with Henchman. Or perhaps I could just take control of his mind and have him stop his own heart. Or maybe beat himself to death. Yes, that might be fun.

Wait, what on Earth am I thinking? I don't want to kill Henchman. But he did force himself . . no . . Maggie went to him willingly. She initiated their affair. Or so it would seem.

Maybe Henchman did corrupt her somehow. Perhaps he found some kind of mind control device and subsumed her will. He's in league with all those super-villains like Captain Koma and Dr. Doom. Yes. He some how . .

But no, there was no memory in his mind of any of that. I searched him thoroughly. All the way back to his earliest childhood. I know everything about him. He had a chiuawa named Teacup when he was five that he loved with the innocence of a child. Perhaps it was seeing that dog killed that sent him on his path of evil. I can't really blame him for what happened.

Why the hell not? He is a super-villain. Or at least a wannabe. He knew Maggie was involved in a serious relationship. He made comments about it enough on Last Gladiator. That bastard! He was probably planning the whole thing then! I'll melt his brain!! I'll . . I'll . .

Get hold of yourself Xavier. I'm not killing anyone. That would be Wolverine's reaction. I have to be logical. Dispassionate.

Wolverine. Yes, he's a killer. And he's loyal. He's fought Henchman. It wouldn't take much for me to have him kill that bastard. Yes. That's what I'll . .

"Uh, Professor? What about Bunnyman?"

"Scott, his name is Arthur. Go make nice. I have things to do."


Blogger Synth-Lin said...


Were uo next aren't we.

I mean Koma and I are next arn't we.

Oh well

Love you all


9:46 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Bring it Wheels

10:01 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wow, I'd give you hug, but I don't think it'd do any good. That and your mind-fu is a bit daunting at times like these.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Sometimes a guy needs some chocolate. You want me to come over with some Ben and Jerry's?

6:45 AM  
Blogger Elixir said...

Oh, he'll bring it Henchman. He'll bring it like Donkey Kong.

And I love that Carl Douglas song, Mung-Fu Fighting - your mind has to be fast as lightening . .

And Private? I really like that Half-Baked Ben & Jerry's. It's got cookie dough and some kind of cool chocolate brownie thing. Yum!

9:12 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

Bunnyman? That must hurt!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Magdalena said...

they lied they lied...

Charles I wont let you erase my memories

3:47 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wait, now I'm confused, who is 'they' and what did they lie about.

I swear I've been paying attention, I think, but maybe not.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

She's referring to her employers, the Catholic Church. Maggie is recovering some repressed memories and it isn't going to be pretty.

5:33 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

hmmm, memories repressed by the Catholic church, I wonder what could be in those memories...

11:07 PM  

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