Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Oh man, I can't believe Storm fell for it twice in a row! She's off with Spider-Man and Shadowcat. I totally got her with that "go check the plane" thing a couple of weeks ago and now she bought the "I can't decide who should go on the away mission" routine. Ha! Like I can't make a simple choice. I am the Decider, man!

Everything is falling into place. I've made arraingments for a happening party tonight. Warbird is here and looking ready for action. My vial of little blue pills has arrived. Oh yeah. Tonight I'm going to show her who's gay. Ha!

Now then, I'll just got downstairs and check on the-

BBRRACKKK-ZZZITLLLTTZZZ

What the hell was that? I better check out the window and - agghh!! - what is Kodiak doing to my Corvette?!

"Put down my car you freak!!"

No!! He's throwing it at that Sentinel! Damn it!! It's smashed! Oh man this sucks!!

I feel the fetal position coming on.

6 Comments:

Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wow, Xavier must have some awesome insurance on his house, the rate you all get attacked.

And Scott, Warbird may not be the girl for you, but if you decide I'm wrong, I suggest keeping the lights off should you need those blue pills.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Everywhere they go, stuff gets blowed up. Remind me not to fly the X-Men to the carnival on our Sunday off.

10:50 PM  
Blogger KODIAK THE UNCANNY said...

Cyclops new mutant power is....!
ENLONGATED MAN! MAN! MAN<*echo*
Um dude sry bout the car, I think Bobby and I had put puddin on da door handel... tsk tsk, u'll never fall 4 it now.

6:14 AM  
Blogger Warbird said...

blue pills huh?

8:18 AM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Blue pills ? Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

9:58 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

I can imagine Scott going to the pharmacy to get his blue pills.

1:44 PM  

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