Wednesday, January 11, 2006

As you may know, I was served with a Cease and Desist order yesterday. Today I received the lawsuit that Apocalypse has filed against me. He's seeking 2 million dollars in damages for my mis-appropriation of his image. This is crazy!

Obviously this is all part of whatever sinister plan he is hatching. I am so distressed about this that I can't even deal with it right now.

Deadpool is recasting his Bravo television show. In order to get away from all this madness for a bit, I have offered myself for the part of the Police Sheriff. Today I also received the publicity stills that the show plans to use of me in promoting the show. Apparently Deadpool himself designed them.

And apparently there is a plot in the works to have my character recover the use of his legs. I can only assume they have some fancy special effects in store.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Mmmm, yeah, I think those publicity photos need a little work.

Police chief sounds like a good idea for a character. This could be a new career for you, you could play Old Ironsides, Dr. Niles Caulder, FDR...

9:46 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Wow an amazing likeness that is. Incredible what they can do with computers, it is.

1:23 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I guess its true what they say, the camera does indeed add 10 pounds to a person.

But you are now remarkably wrinkle-free

3:47 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Wrinkles! I'll have you know my skin retains a natural, youthful tautness. With that, and of course the liberal use of Oil of Olay Facial Cream, I am 100% wrinkle free!

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the photos have more hair :P

it all sounds good and it sounds like you could use a lawyer

12:41 PM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

This isn't an idea to secretly take over the Enterprise is it?

3:17 PM  
Blogger Selene said...

Special effects huh? It would be like Lt. Dan in "Forrest Gump" only in reverse.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Mary Jane Watson said...

You're a very handsome man, Professor Xavier.

3:47 PM  

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