As you may know, I was served with a Cease and Desist order yesterday. Today I received the lawsuit that Apocalypse has filed against me. He's seeking 2 million dollars in damages for my mis-appropriation of his image. This is crazy!
Obviously this is all part of whatever sinister plan he is hatching. I am so distressed about this that I can't even deal with it right now.
Deadpool is recasting his Bravo television show. In order to get away from all this madness for a bit, I have offered myself for the part of the Police Sheriff. Today I also received the publicity stills that the show plans to use of me in promoting the show. Apparently Deadpool himself designed them.
And apparently there is a plot in the works to have my character recover the use of his legs. I can only assume they have some fancy special effects in store.
Obviously this is all part of whatever sinister plan he is hatching. I am so distressed about this that I can't even deal with it right now.
Deadpool is recasting his Bravo television show. In order to get away from all this madness for a bit, I have offered myself for the part of the Police Sheriff. Today I also received the publicity stills that the show plans to use of me in promoting the show. Apparently Deadpool himself designed them.
And apparently there is a plot in the works to have my character recover the use of his legs. I can only assume they have some fancy special effects in store.
posted by Professor Xavier at 9:10 PM
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Mmmm, yeah, I think those publicity photos need a little work.
Police chief sounds like a good idea for a character. This could be a new career for you, you could play Old Ironsides, Dr. Niles Caulder, FDR...
Wow an amazing likeness that is. Incredible what they can do with computers, it is.
I guess its true what they say, the camera does indeed add 10 pounds to a person.
But you are now remarkably wrinkle-free
Wrinkles! I'll have you know my skin retains a natural, youthful tautness. With that, and of course the liberal use of Oil of Olay Facial Cream, I am 100% wrinkle free!
I think the photos have more hair :P
it all sounds good and it sounds like you could use a lawyer
This isn't an idea to secretly take over the Enterprise is it?
Special effects huh? It would be like Lt. Dan in "Forrest Gump" only in reverse.
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