Obviously this is all part of whatever sinister plan he is hatching. I am so distressed about this that I can't even deal with it right now.
Deadpool is recasting his Bravo television show. In order to get away from all this madness for a bit, I have offered myself for the part of the Police Sheriff. Today I also received the publicity stills that the show plans to use of me in promoting the show. Apparently Deadpool himself designed them.
And apparently there is a plot in the works to have my character recover the use of his legs. I can only assume they have some fancy special effects in store.