Monday, January 09, 2006

Things are getting a little out of hand with this Apocalypse thing. As most of you may know, this totally evil mutant who was born some 5,000 years ago is off on another misguided attempt to take over the world. He likes to recruit Horsemen. It fits in with his whole god complex thing.

This time around he managed to recruit four very powerful beings: Phoenix, Gaia, Vegeta and Oprah. Apparently Oprah had managed to use her dark powers to take over Vegeta's mind. Fortunately he was able to break free and escape Apocalypse's control. Oprah had set a trap for Gaia which she narrowly managed to escape. None the less, she and Jean both told Apocalypse they were signing up, though in reality they were just trying to find out his plan. Oprah, who is evil through and through, seems to be the only one completely aligned with him.

When Vegeta left, Jean and Gaia were ordered to find a replacement. They chose Celine Dion, perhaps the most evil being of all. She can reduce a man to a blubbering helpless pool just by uttering a single note.

Now that his Horsemen are in place, Apocalypse has revealed the first stage of his plan to his agents. Apparently he is ripping off the plot of X-Men: Legends II, a very lucrative game I might add. He had Jean and Gaia attacked the mansion and kidnapped Polaris.

Not wanting to tip off Apocalypse, I dispatched several X-Men to try and stop them. Jean and Gaia did an excellent job and repelled the counter-attack. Now Apocalypse has Polaris.

The choices are to strike now or wait until he has revealed his ultimate plan. Personally, I prefer to wait until the last possible moment. It's much more dramatic.

11 Comments:

Blogger Shannon said...

Celine Dion! {Shudder}

Is this Apocalypse dude anything like a Sith Lord? I mean, they are like totally evil. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Celine Dion was like a sith apprentice or something.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Magneto said...

Very similar actually. They have a lot of very strong, vaguely defined powers and they are dedicated to some not quite specified evil goal. I wouldn't be surprised if Apocalypse was actually a sith.

10:15 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

"Howwww longgg willl this plot go on...?

Sorry. So very, very sorry.

10:21 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

well, at least he hasn't resorted to the infamous four llama riders of the apoclypse

10:39 PM  
Blogger Selene said...

Hey....whats so bad about a god complex?

11:19 PM  
Blogger Jean Grey-Summers said...

Professor. This is getting out of hand.

I believe you know whom I must kidnap next.

But, waiting until the last minute sounds like a good plan.

11:37 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

If stop them you do not, usher in Oprahmageddon, they will! They end of the Universe, that will be!

11:42 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Why is Oprah letting him do any thing at this point I mean he already screwed up his best chance at world domination now he's sealig a video game Plot? I should have finished him off.

3:33 AM  
Blogger Vampirella said...

Wow... apoc certianly does sound like a sith

wonder if wolverine decided to take your suggestion

11:11 AM  
Blogger * Northstar * said...

First of all I have to thank you for sending the X-Jet when you did! Unfortunately I found out that even La Nuit wasn't at the top of this plan! Although, your team allowed me to escape before the real problem came. Just as unfortunate, I don't know who it was! Oh well.

Second... I would be glad to help you foil Apocalypse. If you ever need me, just let me know! :)

6:27 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I think that we will all be needed to stop the menace that is . . Apocalypse!

7:22 PM  

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