Monday, October 31, 2005

There is one thing that I'd like to make perfectly clear - super-heroing is a very serious, very dangerous business. It is not something to be entered into lightly. Oh I know some people think it's very glamorous, all fast cars and fast women. They think it's just fun and games. People like Deadpool and Spider-Man don't do anything to dispel that illusion. The truth is, we put our lives on the line everyday and there's nothing funny about that.

The reason why I'm bringing this up is because the school just had a visit from this new super-heroine -

This is clearly a woman who has no business trying to be a hero. I mean, look how out shape she is! And when she arrived at the door, she actually asked for candy. Can you believe that! Like she needs anymore sweets. Perhaps if I worked her out in the Danger Room 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, I could have her in some kind of decent condition to fight crime in 7 or 8 months. Maybe. But I doubt it.


Blogger Dazzler said...

I need to wash my eyes now.

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She could superhero like she is now. Some heavy people are often really, ridiculously strong.

11:39 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

I'm going to have nightmares now< I just know it.

1:41 AM  
Blogger Captain Berk said...

She has a superhero chatshow that is very popular on Krypton.

I was a guest on the show when i visited the planet.

I tried to mate with her, mistakenly believing her to be aroused. She became quite agitated.

I was never invited back on the show.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'm in love...

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or she could tackle bad guys, fatally stabbing them with her chest.

6:03 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

That would definitely be assault with an icky weapon. I could see her perhaps being paired up with the Blob. If she comes back, I'll let her have your number, Fred.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Cable said...

My god, I think I'm going to need to wipe that picture from my memory

6:46 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wow she's hee-yuge. Does she have an invisible jumbo jet and a golden 450 lb tensile strength cable?

7:11 PM  
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