There is one thing that I'd like to make perfectly clear - super-heroing is a very serious, very dangerous business. It is not something to be entered into lightly. Oh I know some people think it's very glamorous, all fast cars and fast women. They think it's just fun and games. People like Deadpool and Spider-Man don't do anything to dispel that illusion. The truth is, we put our lives on the line everyday and there's nothing funny about that.

The reason why I'm bringing this up is because the school just had a visit from this new super-heroine -

This is clearly a woman who has no business trying to be a hero. I mean, look how out shape she is! And when she arrived at the door, she actually asked for candy. Can you believe that! Like she needs anymore sweets. Perhaps if I worked her out in the Danger Room 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, I could have her in some kind of decent condition to fight crime in 7 or 8 months. Maybe. But I doubt it.