Actually, my friends call me Elixir. That's, like, my code name. I'm a student here at the school. You know, Xavier's mutant school. Yeah, I'm a mutant. I heal people. It's not all cool like Colossus turning all metal and getting real strong, but it's something, you know?
So like the Professor who runs this place took off for who knows how long. I think he left Cyclops in charge but I find that hard to believe. I mean, like, the guy is nice and all but he's a total basket case.
Magneto was here for a bit. I've head he's a fruit cake but he seemed kind of cool. He totally cancelled all the classes. He was getting us ready to kick someone's ass. That would have been great! I'm not sure who but I'm sure they deserved it or whatever.
Anyway, Wolverine and the New Avengers and some guy with really weird hair kicked Magneto's butt. Then Storm took over. Let me tell you, she was a total freak. Wolverine was kind of mean to us because we had gone along with Mag-nut-o, but nothing like Storm. She was just a jerk. She wouldn't let us have ice cream or watch Sponge Bob anymore.
So while she was doing her whole nazi rant during an assembly, I stood up and told her to bite me. It was so cool! Everybody else stood up too and Storm totally lost it. She took off, man!
Anyway, we've been on our own the last couple of days. Wolverine came back and said we could go home for the summer. Some of the kids did. My parents gave me away to the school though so I have no where to go.
I think I'm just going to hang out here and see what kind of trouble I can get into.