This was too easy! My assault on the Xavier School for Whiner Mutant Brats took all of 10 minutes! Xavier is off planet at some silly game show. Their fiercest fighter, Wolverine, who is really no threat to me whatsoever since his body is filled with metal, had moved out.
Storm was in her own world, flying off in a tirade about something or other. Colossus rushed at me, the idiot, and I threw him into Beast and Nightcrawler. The only other X-Man at the school was Cyclops. When he saw me he collapsed into a fetal ball, softly sobbing to himself.
There is none to oppose me and now I rule this school! I will indoctrinate his students with the truth about the pathetic evil humans and I will have my mutant army!!