Sunday, November 27, 2005

Greeting people of Earth. I am Magneto, the Awesome Master of Magnetism. I added the "awesome" to my title recently to ensure that everyone understands just how incredible my powers truly are. My dear friend, Charles Xavier, who runs the school in Westchester, New York where I have been staying for the last couple of weeks, has graciously allowed me to post this entry on the Internet. That is to say, he has drunk himself into a Cognac stupor and he is not in any state to oppose my making this entry. I have bided my time ever since my arrival here to await this perfect moment to address you, the people of the Earth.

Your days are numbered, Homo Sapiens! The day of the mutants is at hand! Soon you will be nothing but a memory, just like Neanderthal Man before you! Accept your destiny, such as it is, and bow down before your superiors - Homo Superior!

That is all I wanted to say. You can now go back to whatever it is you do to occupy your time. My guess is television viewing.

9 Comments:

Blogger Jason aka Dark Magician 25 said...

Um Magneto might I pose a question. Why? I can understand that your hatred of humanity most likely stems from your treatment from the Nazi's, which is incredibly understandable.

What those things, I dont even like to think i share a generlizing name with those monstrosities of "evolutionary" thought, is unforgivable. However wiping out an entire species because of the actions of the few.

Yes i said the few. Persecution rarly is widely accpeted, it is usually voiced by those who scream loud enough to drown out the voices of reason. Im guessing this is where the phrase all evil need to win for good men to do nothing came from.

And people can be quickly driven to fear by those who scream the loudest. Plus this might be a personal thing but I dont really think I deserve to be wiped out. Maybe if you knew me then didnt like me i would be a bit more accepting of that fate but just to blindly go on a tyrade to destroy a group you beleive to be lesser than your own. It almost seems as though your acting as badly as the Nazi's you hate so much. Just something to think about.

Yeah also sorry this is incredibly long but um well i dont really want to be wiped off the face of the earth without being able to have a chance to defend myself, much less my species.

9:16 PM  
Blogger Magneto said...

Look Jason, it's nothing personal. Extinction is the natural fate of your species. I had nothing to due with setting that paradigm in place. My only role is to help the inevitable on, simply to ease the burden of transition on my people. Really, it's nothing personal.

9:30 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

What are you gonna do Mags? Play video games on us? Just a word of warning , saiyans are as above mutants as mutants are Humans. So stay out of my neck of the woods.

10:53 PM  
Blogger Jason aka Dark Magician 25 said...

Seriously you expect my termination from the planet to be nothing personal. Forgive me for taking someone saying that they will kill me because of some paradigm change that your willing to help happen. I am not some second hand species to be cast aside because you feel that you desrve your time in the sun.

Lets face it I dont live in the dimension where mutants tred. If I did guess who would be right behind Xavier every step of the way in the fight for mutant rights. For their right be who they are, just with some minor restraint cuz i dont want to be out drinking and some psychic girl decides to take over my brain to make me talk to her. Or perceive what she wants me to see.

Besides without normal humans there might not be any more homo supior. Look at Mystique and Sabertooth. Both mutants you've had incredibly known associations with and are highly publicized that they are mutants. They have a child that is 100% Homo Sapien. Without my species your might cease to exist and evolve. True Cyclops and Jean Grey have children that are mutants as do the Richards, whom by the way are 100% homo sapien with only some cosmic radition to change their phsyiology. But most mutants come from people who are mostly Homo Sapien.

But if you still feel like continuing on with your plan to finish off my species I would like to kindly request that you start with me. Not for martardom in any sense like that but if you dont im gonna try my best to come after you with everything I have and stop you. So come get me Eric, i would call you Magneto but that would mean I have respect for you and your choices. Because if you plan on extinguishing an entire species because of the fools who dont like you then you dont deserve anyones respect.

Ohh and if the X-men happen to read this you might have more to worry about than me coming after you, asssuming you havent already killed me.

10:56 PM  
Blogger frozentear said...

Wow, Dark Magician, that was MEAN.
Truly mean.
I have a question too.
How?
There must be some weapon of mass destruction you will (try) to use, Magneto, and may I reccomend the- oh wait. I'm not supposed to help anyone here (without being paid a decent amount of euros)
Good luck.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

You talk pretty tough, Magneto, but let's see how tough you are when you're starin' down the business end of my M41A Pulse Rifle.

2:40 PM  
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6:04 PM  
Blogger Cable said...

Well glad to see more team up of blogs. Worked somewhat for Wade and me. Though sadly I don't have access to change the pink skin

7:57 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I've got the feeling that the Queer Eye guys are going to like it when he does their show, Cable.

And as far as Magneto goes, he is definitely a world-class villian. As long as he is at large, the world is in danger. I regret giving in and assisting in his jail-break and I pledge that the X-Men shall not rest, much, until he is recaptured.

9:03 PM  

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