Greeting people of Earth. I am Magneto, the Awesome Master of Magnetism. I added
"awesome" to my title recently to ensure that everyone understands just how incredible my powers truly are. My dear friend, Charles Xavier, who runs the school in Westchester, New York where I have been staying for the last couple of weeks, has graciously allowed me to post this entry on the Internet. That is to say, he has drunk himself into a Cognac stupor and he is not in any state to oppose my making this entry. I have bided my time ever since my arrival here to await this perfect moment to address you, the people of the Earth.
Your days are numbered, Homo Sapiens! The day of the mutants is at hand! Soon you will be nothing but a memory, just like Neanderthal Man before you! Accept your destiny, such as it is, and bow down before your superiors - Homo Superior!
That is all I wanted to say. You can now go back to whatever it is you do to occupy your time. My guess is television viewing.